In My Own Words…
Tell us a little about yourself:
OK...let's see if I can educate u about myself in an entertaining manner & without boring u to pieces. :O)
Yes, my name is really Kat...not Pat, not Kate, not Kathryn, but KAT...as in pvssy. *giggles*
Body type...hmmm...well, I am of the female sort! I am too thin to some, too fat to others...& am definitely more than "a few" pounds over but am in no way a BBW. I wear a jr. size 13, and am h/w proportionate, but could stand to firm up. I hate winter...ugh & I quit smoking in November! I possess curves...really awesome curves! ;O) Who does not love driving a really curvy road?? ;O) **dirty little grin**
My sense of humor is one of my best characteristics. You'll either "get it" or not. If so, u can appreciate my interests & recognize it for what it is...a breath of fresh air from some of the humdrum, vanilla *yawn* stuff on here! If you take those with more than a grain of salt, please know that I am on a low sodium diet! If you take them seriously & write me telling me how many interests we have in common...then Imma running for the hills, cause that would be some scary sh1t!
I speak these languages:
ENGLISH...after all, we ARE in the USofA! ;O) I know some ASL as well, though not fluently. :O)
My turn-ons and what I’m looking for in a person:
I seek the male version of myself! LMAO! Seriously...someone attractive, because I don't care what others say, attraction is neccessary for me! Someone with intellect...book, life, or both...just be able to converse, debate, & do more than just nod in agreement! LOL Someone within a compatible age range...and that means if you are young enough to be my child, then I am not interested in dating you! But also, if you are old enough to be my father, you LOOK old enough to be my father, or God forbid, you ARE my father *LMAO* then pass me by, as well. I take care of myself and I am very active & youthful...I want the same in a partner. :)
Physically....if you have hair longer than mine, you wear make up, you are grossly overweight, you are "slim" or "slender", you have a vagina, you have skaggy teeth or no teeth....it ain't happening! If that makes me vain, oh well...I had a dream there were clouds in my coffee!
Confidence, Brain Sex before Body Sex, Intellect, Spontaneity, Warm Eyes/Smile/Heart, Someone comfortable in their own skin, Someone who lives within their means,
My turn-offs and traits I avoid from a potential partner:
1) You have children & youre not active in their lives...so much ick factor to that!
2) You have so many ex-wives that they should have a zipcode all their own. This tells me that marriage is a security blanket for you, not a sacred institution.
3) You are incapable of trusting anyone because of something an ex did. Get over it, already! No...I mean GET OVER IT, ALREADY!!
4) Jealousy...ick.
5) You allow your relationship fears to consume you. If you are so scared of getting hurt, so scared of being cheated on...then you probably should be at a Psychiatrist' office instead of here!
6) You have a "Grass is always Greener" mentality. People tend to discard people as if they were garbage...no one seems to believe in "forever" or committment, any more. Fast Food America, syndrome...they want it fast, cheap, & NOW...they can't see that if you slow down & enjoy, it is pretty freaking awesome!
7) Your ego is the size of the Grand Canyon. HUGE difference between confidence & egotists! INFLATED EGOS are just insecurities in disguise.
8) If you call blacks "n1ggers"...refer to larger people as "fat"...or have an unhealthy anger against any race, religion, goverment, etc...ick, ick, ick. Torturing animals would probably also be one of your character traits. I do not get along with the Timothy McVeigh sorts in the world!
9) If the first thing out of your mouth or in your email is something in reference to my t1ts, ass, cvnt, or some sexual thing you would like to do or are incredibly good at...you will NEVER EVER have the opportunity of it happening with ME, believe me!
10) I have always said I want a HAPPY MEDIUM. No extremes! Distant & stupid? So clingy that I wanna regurgitate you?? Just a happy little medium, please!!
My favorite music:
I am a die hard Classic 70's Rock junkie, but I can appreciate newer tunes as well! My radio is set to 103.3! Love live shows...pretty much anything but metal or country!
My favorite movies:
All time, Full Metal Jacket, American History X, and House of D
My favorite TV Shows:
Actually, I decided to see what life would be like without television and now the only things I watch are DVD rentals! :O)
My favorite pets or animals:
I have a Siberian Husky named Zoe...but I love pretty much all animals with the exception to REPTILES or RODENTS. (ew!) I DO love ferrets, but I am too OCD with cleanliness to have one...not to mention Zoe would think it her next meal! LOL To me, pets are part of the family! If you are the sort who has animals just to keep them outdoors, then we most likely won't mesh, unless you own a farm! LOL
Here are a few more of my favorite things:
There is not enough room here to write all the kick ass, interesting tidbits about me! LOL There is sooo much more to me than meets the eye!
I kick ass in the kitchen...all of my former beaus miss my culinary skills more than they miss me! LMAO I thoroughly enjoy domestic crap...cooking for some1 special, running my household, organizing; but I can also change a tire, fix a leaky faucet, & I know my way around a hardware store! I am like an amazing combination of Betty Crocker & Linda Lovelace....someone you CAN take home to meet mom, but you wanna keep all to yourself! ;O)
Now that all of that is outta the way....if u can handle a woman who knows what she wants...who can be crass & direct, or soft & demure...who can dress down as well as up....who can party hard on occassion & be Miss Responsibility on the next...who is willing to try just about anything once...then send me a hello!
Here are some things I could do without!
There is enough "negatives"...so let's just say I live by the GOLDEN RULES and treat others as I expect to be treated. However, when the going gets tough and someone messes with me...I have been known to make a grown man cry! LOL
