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RE: Programmers needed September 01, 2011 from greatdyude   Nairobi You got one here!!

Adobe paint August 25, 2011	from Temsylvester   Lagos
Who can teach me how to edit image in adobe paint

whoz smatta? August 19, 2011

from AgentSmith555   Mombasa

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.' We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.' I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look l

RE: whoz smatta? August 19, 2011 from ashes21   Accra watz good man thats a nice one there.tit for tat thats watz up

ok August 18, 2011	from delove123   Accra
i have hd u all

cumputer August 15, 2011	from FunGuyInLagos4753   Kano
school

Internet August 12, 2011	from delsals   Lagos
Pls guys who knows the frequency of sky sport,symbol rate and polarization. 2. I need to know how to configure my decorder to surf the internet. Help

Computer August 11, 2011	from clemo411   Nairobi
Most men have three objects for pleasure in their houses: woman, TV, and a computer!

Humour to help you along July 14, 2011

from v1rusdr   Orlando

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you. 5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

player July 21, 2011 from CoolLadyInNairobi472   Nairobi thats the actual definition of a player ...why lie...